Captain Obvious has gone off on the boat by himself and Captain Adorable is asleep (extremely early, oh dear tomorrow morning might be way early too). I cooked a nice dinner that only I ate and now here I sit by myself. I can't even listen to music since Captain Obvious has taken the mp3 player. I have to stay right here by the phone and wait for Captain Obvious to call because he needs help with the dinghy. But mean while I feel a bit taken advantage of and abandoned. It wasn't supposed to be like this. The boat was supposed to make us a unit, not separate us.
Grumble, complain, grumble, grumble, and grumble.